Sunday, 25 January 2009

 

Security Services

SERVICES OFFERED:

SECURITY CAT GUARDING SERVICES

DECEPTIVELY SMALL AND CUTE CAT WILL GUARD YOUR PRIVATE OR VALUABLE PAPER WORK FOR SMALL FEE. CATNIP DROPS ACCEPTED AS PART PAYMENT. RATES NEGOTIABLE DEPENDING ON COMFORT OF PAPER.

A3 SHEETS PREFERED BUT WILL CONSIDER A4 SIZE.

EXAMPLE OF WORK BELOW, (ACTUAL GUARDING POSITION MAY VARY)

DISCRETION GUARANTEED

INTERESTED? EMAIL CARLSBERG AT JUMPTHEDOG.COM

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